The landscaping plan has been enacted.
It’s BEING REALIZED.
It’s not going to be done soon.
I have a lot of splinters.
Trent’s back hurts.
Sammy has since pooped on everything we’ve completed.
But, so far, we’re pleased.
We learned how to lay edging! It’s not hard. That is, if you don’t have soil baked in the furnace of hell, so hard you need a pick ax to dig into it.
Luckily, we just wasted a LOT of water to soften the ground. Duh.
But not even water helps when you uncover a “Shitty Satan Stone.”
What is that, you ask? We don’t know. But it can’t be moved. Sooo… you make the edging go around. Ta da! End of story.
Nothing happened to change our belief that DOGS SUCK AT YARDWORK:
But we don’t need his lazy ass, because we finished Phase 1 of our project: splintered, sore, and sunburned. And so far, we dig it!
Next comes the pea gravel path and the aptenia red apple ground cover.