Monthly Archives: October 2012

Stroke of Genius

Do you know what this is?

Landscape sketch.

Guess.

A stroke of pure landscaping genius, I tell you. Come on in Home Depot in a fit of desperation, crystallized on the patio of Taqueria El Torero in East Oakland, over Dos Equis and the best veggie refried beans under the sun.

The research is done now, the plotting complete. The plan goes into action this Saturday.

Stay tuned…

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Poop Chute Riot!

Big news, everybody —

We have achieved poop chute compliance!

Yesterday, we got our private sewer lateral compliance certificate from the East Bay Municipal Utility District.

PSL Compliance Certificate.

We shall comply!

What does that mean? Continue reading

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